I used Roblox ADMIN to make a TALK SHOW... and pretended noobs were celebrities full transcript[]
WARNING: THIS TRANSCRIPT CONTAINS SOME INAPPROPRIATE ACTIONS; THE BACON HAIR GIRL WALKING OFF THE STAGE AND GETS KILLED (DRAMA VIOLENCE), ALEX AND JANET RELATIONSHIPS (DATING), WEIRD WORDS (SUS), VIOLENT WEAPONS (VIOLENCE) AND WORLD DRAMA AT THE END OF THE VIDEO/TRANSCRIPT (DRAMA VIOLENCE). THIS IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR KIDS UNDER THE AGE OF 13
Host : Hey guys welcome back to the…. umm Island Life Show!
Albert : So I have a, uh, I have 10 paid guests audience members of all of them receiving Robux for, uh, the kind actions they're doing.
Host : Hey you, aye no kids around here
Crystal single : Who want me!
Host : WHO WANT HER!
Audience member : ME!
Host : You win him!
*The woman left*
Host : So, welcome to the Island Life Show!
Host : Our first guest today! *brings abby* This child! Welcome Abby! Take a seat.
The audience : *cheers*
Host : TAKE A SEAT!
Abby : Hi, me name is abby
Host : We're gonna ask you a couple questions, we all admire your work!
Abby : yeah
Host : Thanks for taking time out of your day to do this show. So abby... What do you think about your parents leaving you because they say.. "You were too ugly"
Audience member : Never though I'd be so close to Abby, omg..
Abby : yeahy. yeah
Host : Is that how you feel
Audience member : She's so much bigger up close....
Abby : yeah
Audience member : meow
Another audience member : (in arabic) Sit
Host : Your parents, how do you feel about them trying to light you on fire
Audience member : I'd leave abby as a parent too look at her
Abby : yeah
Host : But you just REFUSED to die
Abby : what to kill me
Host : Yes
Audience member : she's so brave
Another audience member : (in arabic, again) Her house burned down
Host : How'd that effect you growing up to the woman you are today
Another audience member : (in arabic) Little fart head daddy
Abby : bad. my mom died
Host : Abby
Abby : yes
Audience member : she has such a way with words
Another audience member : Stan abby~
Host : An audience member really wants to meet you..
Audience member : Me, me
Host : Alright, I pick...
Frank : i kill
Host : I pick him (Frank)
Host : Abby, meet Frank
Frank : yay
Abby : OW
Frank : Hi abby
Host : He's your biggest fan
Audience member : (in arabic) Orphanage was bombed
Abby : hi?
Frank : i give gift
Host : Kill her, DO IT, DO IT, SWORD HER, KILL HER WITH THE SWORD *gives Frank the sword and kills Abby, Albert becomes guilty and crazy* DIE, DIE, SACRIFICE, EAT HER, EAT HER, CHANT WITH ME! EAT HER!
The audience : EAT HER
*Frank screams*
Host : Stay calm, back to your seats! Alright, now audience, we're gonna have our next guest, alright? Oh look, we got a bunch of more fans for the show- *someone gets on stage without permission* AYE, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, THIS IS MY AREA! *the person gets back on the seat*
Audience member : Will it be me?
Host : NO, JULIAN! Today we bring out this guy, Niku!
Niku : wHaT
Host : You're our guest- *someone distracts the host, Albert gets a sword and tries to kill her, but missed, and kills AMAR* Go!
Niku : okey
Host : Alright, Niku, take a seat. So,
Niku : Yea?
Host : How do you feel about the allegations of you not taking care of your children? *Amar distracts the host, again* Hey Amar *the host kills Amar with her sword* I wanted you to die and I want you to die forever, not just for a little bit.
Niku : I dont now
Audience member : NIKO I WATCH ALL YOUR VIDS
Another audience member : He's so wise <3
Host : What are your top secrets for success, the crowd is going wild for you, man, I haven't seen them like this
Audience member : NIKO YOURE SO AMZAING
Julian : Die
Niku : I dont know
Host : Wow! You hear that guys? He doesn't know.
Audience member : YESSSS
Another audience member : I farted again~~~ for niko 😍
Another audience member : Niku you look so good 😍
Host : Niku, what do you gotta say to the ladies who want you? Looks like you already got a smooch from one of them.
Albert : Niku, I will start killing you, if you say I dont know again.
Audience member : *he spills drink* omg niku im so embarassed
Niku : I dont know
Host : Well guys, this is crazy, huh? *attacks Niku* Die! YOU IDIOT! WELL YOU KNOW NOTHING! *Niku dies* YOU KNOW NOTHING, ABOUT ANYTHING! Well Niku had to leave early. Niku had a meeting with... the devil, because that's where he's going.
Amar : JANET LETS GO
Audience member : STAN THE DEVIL 😍😍
Host : *brings a random bacon hair girl* And for our next guest...
*The bacon hair girl just walks away out of the stage*
Host : HEY! GET HER! (censored) KILL HER! COME! TODAY WE HUNT, GET BACK OVER HEREEEE! WHERE'D SHE GO, WHERE'D SHE GO?! KILL! *kills a random guy* KILL HER! YOU DON'T WANNA BE IN THE SHOW?! *kills the bacon hair girl, end of the drama* Alright back to the show! Yess! Alright, for our next guest... We have someone really special...
Random bacon boy : waswhats happenning
*the audience picks out their heart item, which makes a lot of hearts, blinding the host*
Host : HEY, NO MORE LOVE, NO MORE! *brings a random bacon hair boy* So today we have the most handsome man *bacon hair walks out of the stage* Dont make us do it again! *brings back the bacon* So, who did you vote for president?
*The bacon hair falls off the seat and morphs into a dog*
Host : He has evolved!
*The dog turns neon pink*
Host : Wowww, he turned pink! He has so many talents!
Host : Alright, Juju (the dog), time to go to heaven! *kills the dog with the sword* Look, he went to heaven!
Host : *brings Alex* Alex! You're a singer, sing us a song. Sing for our show! *gives Alex the mic* Alright, the mic is yours.
Audience member : ALEX OMG SO CUUUTE
Another audience member : SINGGGGGGGGGG
Alex : *starts singing*
🎵 Yeah (yeah) bule face baby 🎵
🎵 Yeah yeah! 🎵
*The audience cheer for Alex and say cute things about him*
Host : Keep going! We're here for you!
🎵 (curses) 🎵
Audience member : his lyrics SPEAK to me
🎵 (curse word) be hating 🎵
*Amar walks around for nothing and distracts the host, the host kills him with the sword*
Alex : *done singing* Ok and im done
Host : CLAP!
*The audience claps*
Host : (to Alex) So take a seat. So Alex, are you Blue Face in real life?
Alex : No
Host : BOO!!
Alex : Im his brother
Host : Wait, he's his brother!
Audience member : BULE FACE 2, ITS SO GOOCCOOL
Host : So, Bule Face, what do you have to say to all the girls that want you? What's the easiest way to your heart?
Audience member : Bowel face omg <3
Another audience member : omg bowling face 😍
Another audience member : surgery
Alex : I lov thanks for help me and thx u for this
Host : So, Bule Face's brother, what's the easiest way for a girl to get to your heart? What's a girl gotta do?
Audience member : SACRIFICE
Janet : I need a boy
Alex : First I say "hi"
Host : He says hi! Being a gentleman wow..
Alex : Then I say rose are red you are cute for me
Audience member : SMOOTH
Another audience member : PLEASE COME HOME WITH ME 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Another audience member : SO CUTE
Another audience member : HOT 😍😍😍😍
Host : Wow, Janet likes you! *the audience gives Alex so many hearts, blinding the host* Wow, look at all these hearts! Wow! They all love you!
Alex : Oh 😉
Host : She's right there. Janet. *Alex pulls out fed coin* Meet Alex aka Bule Face
Amar : JANET IS MY ######
Host : Amar, you got your girl stolen from you.
Audience member : NO ONE LIKEE YOU AMAR 😍
Host : Who else ships Alex and Janet instead of Amar?
Audience member : hold dis L
Another audience member, who is a duck called "Janet" : I do
Some more audience : ME ME ME ME
Another audience member : amar smell like ppoopie
Alex : (to Janet) I like u (like u is censored)
*Amar had to switch the jacket up, then he had to switch the jacket up one more time. He's trying to get his girl back*
Host : Amar, how are you gonna get her back?
Amar : TES
Audience member : TES
Another audience member : JEP
Amar : YES
Alex : *literally breaks up with Janet for no reason* Sike 8m (im) leaving her you cant trust no girl
Host : YESS
Amar : SHES MY DAUGHTER
Host : ADVICE FROM BULE FACE!
Host : Alex, I give you the honor of killing her (killing her is censored, the host bypasses it). Kill Janet.
*Alex has got a sword from the host and starts killing Janet, the host also gets stuck under the table, and the duck who had the same name as the dead girl changes her name to "NOT JANET", Albert mentions it*
Host : Yesss!
*Later... someone called someone a mean name, but was blurred out*
Audience member : Alex omg 😍😍😍😍😍
Host : Okay Alex thank you. Applaude Alex!
*The audience applaudes and cheers for Alex*
Audience member : *claps using legs*
Albert : *also claps using legs, but makes dust*
Audience member : STAN BULE WOOOOH
Amar : *tries to trick them* IM BLUEFACE
Host : WOAH! HE'S THE REAL BLUE FACE! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!
Audience member : BROTHER BETRAYAL
Another audience member : BULE FACE JUST STOLE HIS BROTHERS GIRL 😍
Amar (blue face?) : YES
Host : HE'S THE REAL BLUE FAC
Audience member, who actually has a blue face : I literally have a blue face
Host : Janet, do you take him back? Do you??
Amar (blue face?) : BLUEFACE BABY
Janet : no
Host : Well guys, I'd like to end this show with a bang.
*The host grabs a gun and starts shooting Janet and Amar (a.k.a Blue Face), they both die*
Audience member : POW POW POW POW POW
Host : Thank you all for showing up! I really appreciate it! Alright guys, this has been the Island Life Show! We'll see you all next time on the Island Life Show. *The host grabs a gun and starts shooting Janet but missed. Everyone has been given a sword* KILL EVERYONE! KILL EVERYONE! *The host brings the Sun and attacks everybody*
*Albert shouts out to everyone who did their action to the Island Life Show. The host still kills everyone*
(The end)